I've been stupidly busy over these last few days/weeks, so have barely had time to get out of bed - but now that things are gradually calming down a bit, I thought I'd take a few minutes while an update is installing on mum's new PC to tell you two funny things.
One) A lady in Tesco this morning asked the lady on the counter if she had the "Sponge Pants Bob" magazine, which made me smile.
Two) On Norwich market, I heard a lady complaining to the greengrocer man that his labels weren't clear enough. When asked what she meant, her reply was "These local strawberries... are they English or not? It doesn't say..."
That made me smile too.
Matt
About Me
- Matt
- Well, would you look at this? 1200 characters to describe me. I'm not a paramedic, but would love to be. In 2009, I'll celebrate my 26th birthday, and my 3rd 'wedding' anniversary. I was once a professional photographer, and a reasonably good musician. Now I'm neither of those things. I have a sense of humour that makes me laugh, and a few others sometimes get it as well. I'm not religious, I don't believe in God, and I'm not going to hell because there's no such place. I don't have problems with people who believe those fairy tales, but don't try and force them on me. I have enough to contend with, without worrying about an afterlife! And finally - I'm writing a book about some hackers. What do you think?
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